Overheard today, while waiting to buy lettuce and a loaf of bread: Cashier: “Do you think they have the 4th of July in England?” Customer: “No, I think it’s just here.” Cashier: “Y’mean they just go from 3 to 5 and skip over the 4?” Customer: “No, they have the 4, too. They just don’t make it [...]
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Not everbody’s got the dry humor gene
Posted in holidays, humor, tagged holidays, huh?, humor on July 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Republicans release their plan for economic recovery
Posted in humor, media, political figures, politics, tagged economy, Eric Cantor, GOP, Republicans on July 2, 2011 | 3 Comments »
The Borowitz Report is reporting, Republicans: Trillions Could Be Cut from Budget if We Eliminate Empathy. Speaking on behalf of congressional Republicans, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) said today that trillions could be cut from the Federal budget if Congress can agree to eliminate empathy. … Rep. Cantor noted that “the word ‘empathy’ comes [...]
Beam me up to Planet Carlin!
Posted in christianity, humor, irony, mormons, religion, religious leaders, tagged christianity, George Carlin, huh?, humor, irony, Joseph Smith, Patrick Carlin, religion, religious word play, skepticism, woo on June 21, 2011 | 4 Comments »
As you know, Jesus said, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be aborn of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God (John 3:5). Did you know that those clever Mormons have found a way around this requirement? It’s true. Just ask George Carlin. He was baptized, [...]
Who wouldn’t hire this girl?
Posted in humor, tagged humor, inspirational, world of children on June 15, 2011 | 7 Comments »
So, Cutest Girl in the Whole Wide World (age 13) is applying for her first-ever summer job. I think she has a pretty good chance as who in their right mind could resist an application like hers? Convictions? “None” – with a smiley face. O.M.G. How cute is that? And, for personal references, she listed the [...]
Dear Muslims, Convert or Die! Yours Truly, America
Posted in christianity, church and state, evangelism, fundamentalism, irony, islam, media, military, politics, religion, religious leaders, tagged bigotry, christianity, evangelism, fundamentalism, irony, politics, religion, separation of church and state on April 29, 2011 | 7 Comments »
The cowardly Bryan Fischer at American Family Association is at it again.
Vote for the scariest homeschooling video
Posted in christianity, church and state, education, evangelism, fundamentalism, homeschooling, irony, media, parenting, politics, religion, religious leaders, tagged christianity, education, evangelism, fundamentalism, Home School Legal Defense Association, homeschool, homeschooling, humor, memes, parenting, politics, religion, religious word play, school, separation of church and state, skepticism, snark, world of children on April 20, 2011 | 7 Comments »
Did you know that HSLDA is having a video ad contest? I don’t know what they plan to do with the videos or where they hope to air them (Christian TV networks I presume), but you can vote for your favorite video at HSLDA – and/or in my poll below. :D ☠ 1. Old Time ☠ 2. [...]
The 2011 Homeschool Christian Contests
Posted in bible, christianity, fundamentalism, homeschooling, irony, parenting, religion, religious leaders, tagged Answers in Genesis, bible, christianity, creationism, curriculum, education, fundamentalism, homeschooling, Ken Ham, religion, religious word play, science on March 30, 2011 | 7 Comments »
Dear Christian Homeschoolers, Please don’t get our homeschool conferences confused with the other organization that recently disinvited Ken Ham to an event after he publicly called into question the faith of another Christian vendor. Granted, the names of the two organizations sound similar (theirs is Great Homeschool Conventions; ours is Great American Homeschool Conferences), but, unlike GH events, ours are “Christ-centered and stand for the literal truth [...]


