As I drive around town, I’ve been noticing something new. You know, it’s one thing to… it’s just that I… oh, nevermind. How ’bout I just explain what I mean using pictures?
meh
whatever
you look like a complete idiot
What are you supposed to be? The Orange County suburbs calvary? On your way to Target for laundry detergent and new socks for the kids??
She’s a REAL American. :)
Yes, who says size doesn’t matter?
My MIL once had my husband look at her car because every time she drove on the expressway she heard a very loud rattle or series of bangs….he discovered it was the noise of her car flag she had on the driver’s window hitting the roof of the car. Moved the car flag to the back right window and the problem was “fixed” (MIL is just deaf enough not to be able to hear it hitting the top of the car from a few feet away). I’m trying to make some analogy with this scenario, but have only a vague tickling at the back of my mind involving right wing efforts to …. oh nevermind. bleh
Hi Meanie,
When I bought an antenna ball for my husband’s car (because he couldn’t find his car in parking lots as his car is a popular make, model and color), it did the same thing. It drove him insane, until he figured it out. :)
Now, I’m hoping those heavy flag poles are secured tightly. Just my luck to be out minding my own business only to get whomped by a weapon disguised as patriotism. :O
What other sort of weapon is there?:)
Hi Nance,
Good point, as always. And, even though there are weapons disguised as religion, when religionism=patriotism, all weapons are, consequently, patriotic! :)
(No, don’t go looking up “religionism”; it’s a typo that I just turned into a word.)