Lots of great new ideas for Christmas music in the last thread.
Now let’s move on to Christmas gift ideas!
I noticed that a few of my favorite bloggers are already posting their suggestions,… but they’re letting some real winners slip through the cracks.
Like…
Fetus Cookie Cutter!
At last, EVERYBODY can have “one in the oven”!
From the product description:
Imagine the expression on the teacher’s face when your kid hands out oatmeal or chocolate chip fetuses to all the students. We can almost hear the Principal calling now.
I’m not sure what that thing is that they used for an eye. An upside-down chocolate chip, maybe? It could be anything, really. Think of the creative possibilites. Can you hear the fetus’ silent scream for sick variations on its simple design? It doesn’t mind,… really.
All it really fears is the Abortionist Cookie.
My kids always found fully formed and born gingerbread people cookies a bit cannibalistic but gobbled them up anyway. Why not the as yet unformed and unborn cookie?
WWJD?
(hat tip Daryl)
Very interesting study – and articles. Thanks JJ and Daryl.
I also liked this comment at PZ’s:
I’ve never really thought about it before, but, yes, fundamentalists spend much of their time attacking evolution when, really, it’s recent findings in neurology that are especially damning. And, damning not just to a “Young Earth Creation” standpoint, but to deism, generally.
By the way, I like biting the heads off gingerbread men, too. It makes me feel so naughty. :P
p.s. My cookie jar is very old school: No gingerbread women allowed. ;)
This is so sickly hilarious, I must go share with some atheist pals. ;}
I’m hypnotized by the big blank staring eye… and not in a good way.
the perfect holiday gift for the morons who picket the local hospital every Wednesday.
LOL. Yes, I agree about the big blank staring eye. It creeps me out, too – and the creepiness limits its appeal… to only morons on picket lines? :) How ’bout we attach an umbilical cord-like red tie and hang it has an ornament…? to make it even sickly-er! We could sell them. :)
Is their god only upset on Wednesdays? :)
Nance
Nance (re: is their god only upset on Wednesdays)
These people are misguided on a number of levels. When I was hired at the hospital we were informed of the possible presence of these people, the court order preventing them from actually stepping foot on hospital property, and the chance that employees in scrubs would be verbally harrassed (in a very Christ-like manner, I’m sure). Fortunately, I’ve never had to walk by them (and I no longer work at that hospital).
If I had to hazzard a guess, it would be that their god is, indeed, very displeased on Wednesdays, but not with the hospital.