Okay, I’m pretty sure that this is a parody site, but you know how it goes. It’s getting harder and harder to discern fact from fiction. So, having received your disclaimer, here’s an excerpt – and link – from Date to Save, so you can decide for yourself. (Uh, this is kinda embarrassing but… could you pick me up a Flirt to Convert thong while you’re over there? I totally forgot to get one. Thx.)
So, here you go…
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Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I’m a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot.
I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.
Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!
So, I created this web page, Date to Save, for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating. First of all, it helps that you’re good looking. Romans 12:1 says “to offer your bodies as living sacrifices.” Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19), it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name, the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He’s in our body, right? That’s the best position to be in!
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It’s a parody, but I have gone on dates (and had some lame fishlip kisses) with Baylor boys trying to convert me. There wasn’t ever a second date…
Thanks for letting me know :)
I wonder if the author is an ex-evangelical as they (probably “he” – LOL) picked up on so many tell-tale terms and concepts. I’m so gullible, though; I even fell for the “intelligent falling” bit by the Onion :)
“Lame fishlips kisses” — I’m picturing it now… and laughing.